Finish the Sentence

[Jacksson_77]

... God created the freeones bulletin board.

Just when I pulled my wallet out...

 

[nothingandless]

...all the ink dripped off the paper inside.
i was trying on some nice new shoes...

 

[member20672]

....and my pants fell off.


Well we were thinking about....

 

[RogueWolf]

...tearing down the house and building an igloo

But then we realized...

 

[member20672]

....I can't swim in jello.


As we head into the forest, remember those famous words....

 

[RogueWolf]

...it's not nice to fool Mother Nature!

Suddenly...there was a flash of lightning which revealed...

 

[nothingandless]

...they shaved my eyebrows.
the fire spread to the curtains, which caused...

 

[poggy]

.....the stripper to jump of the stage

The police came to arrest him for........

 

[nothingandless]

...sleeping on the neighbors lawn.
At the bingo game...

 

[poggy]

......she jump up and shouted 'Elephant'

Wihle cleaning out the cupboard he found.......

 

[nothingandless]

...an old pack of "dinosaurs attack!" trading cards.
after eating the stick of chewing-gum inside the pack, he...

 

[ai-ni-ichi]

...decided to remove the nipple clamps.

when suddenly his uncle Steve...

 

[nothingandless]

...slipped on a banana peel.
every morning...

 

[poggy]

......I get dressed for bed.

Last night I went for......

 

[nothingandless]

...last place in the county spelling bee.
when i forget to apply...

 

[siliconebrian]

Last night I went for a drink in the local pub.
There I met a lovely....

 

[poggy]

...... lady and asked her to go clean the toilet.

Asked my girlfriend to give me a.........

 

[RogueWolf]

...blow job. She handed me a fan and told me to start waving!

To make matters worse...

 

[poggy]

....the clown had a heart attack.

The plane pilot flew straight at.....

 

[RogueWolf]

...his house in order to surprize his cheatin' wife!!!

Meanwhile...in an unrelated story...