Favorite Quotes

[vodkazvictim]

Yeah.

Naw... :thefinger:

"Eviscerate the proletariate!"
-Stewie

 

[Shifty]

"Fuck Off."

- Spleen

http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=5006549&postcount=6 :yesyes:

 

[dp93]

Ashtray! You little bitch ass motherfucker! Come over here and give your grandma a hug!

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)

 

[L3ggy]

Jippi Kay Yay Motherfucker! - John McClane.

 

[Moonchild22]

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
(from 'Billy Madison')

 

[bustybbwlover]

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
-anonymous

 

[vodkazvictim]

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
-anonymous

My new favourite!!

 

[bustybbwlover]

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
-Abraham Lincoln

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein

It is possible to provide security against other ills, but as far as death is concerned, we men live in a city without walls.
-Epicurus

 

[Moonchild22]

"Chivalry isn't dead. It's obsolete."
- Barney Miller

 

[Moonchild22]

"What are your smiling about? You've got six months to live."
- a big burly doctor

 

[vodkazvictim]

"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse"
-Confucius

 

[bustybbwlover]

Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity, nothing exceeds the criticisms made of the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well-warmed, and well-fed.
-Herman Melville

 

[tiger1977]

"Lies, damned lies, & statistics."

 

[bustybbwlover]

He who wished to secure the good of others, has already secured his own.
-Confucius

 

[vodkazvictim]

"Kill 'em all, let God sort it out later"
-Unknown

 

[bustybbwlover]

Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
-Red Barber

 

[KillTheIndustry]

"Get busy living, or get busy dying" ~ Shawshank Redemption

 

[The Grasshopper]

"Many people consider Cuban Linx to be a classic album. This new one though is gonna be like 3 classics in 1." - Raekwon the Chef

 

[bustybbwlover]

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

-Chuck Palahniuk

 

[vodkazvictim]

"If everybody's thinking alike then somebody isn't thinking"
That's courtesy of either Patton or Eisenhower. I forget which.