This is exactly what went through my head when I just looked through a photo set

[Boobsloverman]

Decided to write down every single thing going through my head while looking at a hot naked bikini set. This is what came out:


hot skimpy bikini nipple popping out squeeze together tits kneel down rub body my dick so hard hot show butt bend over thick legs small bikini lotsa sideboob hot thong hole in the middle can see through it hot butt hard dick so hot bend over butt ass hot ass long legs butt looks hot high and firm in high heels so hot take off panties take off white thong full body hot sexy pose hot toned fit body curved hips hard ribs abs stomach jizz cum splat wanna all over show pussy such hot pussy slowly tease pull down panties burst out tits so hot tiny bikini barely contain them hold out tits all their glory veiny boobs veiny tits hot squeezing plus nipples panties stretched across butt hot ass protruding all the way down swingin hips baby so hot curved hourglass ass revealed put my hands over her contours her curves of her ass squeeze n slap ass too hot pussy hot big bulging vagina pussy lips vulva cleavage swollen hot front shot pussy looks hot little bit of hair on the top wanna smell wanna lick fingering pussy wish i could finger her pussy full pussy frontal shot so hot so big lips can't stop staring body hot too her curve at her hips and soft squeezable titties belly button curves hot legs hot girl hot body hot pussy patches of wispy hair so hot wanna touch and rub hair examine more closeup creases between legs big vag cleavage major camel toe hot strip off entire bikini skimpy nothing there shapely round ass hot long muscular legs supporting hot ass pose with pussy presenting show me hot ass pussy bend over and present assume position big thick pussy lips flappable and stretchable stick it in there tightly wrapped around hot pussy lips hot body but really hot pussy stretch pussy for pink inside show pink need pink examine closeup long thick pussy lips hot vaginal hood show big tits perfectly spherical and round jack off onto them

 

[John_8581]

And now we know why you only have three posts after six and a half years! Should I facepalm this? Yes I should.

 

[afterlights]

Picture set for reference?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Picture set for reference?

Gotta use your mind

 

[Torre82]

*sighs* I dont wanna just come out and ask, and not actually ask.. but a rhetorical ask: "What the fuck is wrong with you?" but ... I really have no other version.
The first reply is the absolute best, TBH.

And now we know why you only have three posts after six and a half years! Should I facepalm this? Yes I should.

But it is such a.. contradictory thing, isnt it? I mean, it *ACTUALLY IS* a porn board, so who are we to call this perverted d00d out?
I mean yeah, here are a bunch of people making thousands of posts and MOST arent even about porn. So what does that make us?
And some guy comes along explaining his mindset before nutting.. and I dont even have the moral high ground on this, but that doesnt...
doesnt really stop me from being like whattheshit?

See? You see the dammit dilemma?! NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE!

... but come on, how the hell are you not gonna post the picture set? That shit is uncivilized. Go find it and post it, foo.

 

[Boobsloverman]

************

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

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I'm sure BikiniRiot is getting all their royalties for that obvious full set. :dunno:

 

[Torre82]

I'm sure BikiniRiot is getting all their royalties for that obvious full set. :dunno:

When someone makes:
5 posts total
7 years to post
2 posts are WTF-tier
0 Reasons to post a full set
1/2 a reason to be pissed off and not post again??
19 Number of pennies you owe, Adam.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

19 Number of pennies you owe, Adam.

Its all for a good cause.

 

[Torre82]

Its all for a good cause.

I cant outright doubt that.
But I am inclined to do so.
Until the 'magical cock of 19 pennies' or Emma Watson's panties appear, I'll just forever not know. *le sighs, and maybe even a slumping into my chair*

 

[afterlights]

Gotta use your mind

Maybe have Siri or Alexa read it back to me?